babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.
I am Charlie
So I am sat here with my brother watching a horror film (SCREAM) and suddenly we both hear a scream outside, it sounded like a female scream so I asked my brother who is older than me to check it out. His response was “Hell no I’m not looking outside that window, seeing the murderer staring right up at me, I don’t have a death wish Ffion.” So I got up and checked and it was just a bunch of kids messing around, can I remind them of the story “The boy who cried wolf”
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
If you get more than 4 hours of sleep, then your doing it wrong
My math teacher called me average.
Hey you guys, I also ship Kurloz and Meulin.
Oh, my talking bird.
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
teacher: what did you learn about this summer
me: that you can use hummus for lube…
me: can i go home now….